The tinfoil hats are back on and it seems nowhere is safe. Disturbing reports of government surveillance birds that watch our every move from high in the sky have forced the fine folk at Conspiracy HQ to act. For absolutely no scientific or justifiable reason, we believe that sending specifically targeted house music frequencies into the airwaves will fry the circuits of these privacy invaders and free us from the tyranny that watches over us.

The tinfoil hats are back on and it seems nowhere is safe. Disturbing reports of government surveillance birds that watch our every move from high in the sky have forced the fine folk at Conspiracy HQ to act. For absolutely no scientific or justifiable reason, we believe that sending specifically targeted house music frequencies into the airwaves will fry the circuits of these privacy invaders and free us from the tyranny that watches over us.