Since the dawn of time there have been myths and legends telling of a unique species possessed with obscene beatmaking abilities and incredible musical minds, walking among the human race mostly undetected… up until now. 
In late 2023 our Conspiracy Overlords approved a grant and provided funding for a full scale project to uncover these exceptional beings all around the globe – what our research revealed was astonishing.

Since the dawn of time there have been myths and legends telling of a unique species possessed with obscene beatmaking abilities and incredible musical minds, walking among the human race mostly undetected… up until now. 
In late 2023 our Conspiracy Overlords approved a grant and provided funding for a full scale project to uncover these exceptional beings all around the globe – what our research revealed was astonishing.